Rabbit Costume

One size fits all rabbit costume. A phrase not often heard, but one which fits my current situation. I am of course the rabbit costume. A one size fits all kind of guy. I try to be all things to all people. This often has disastrous effects. This blog will be about my efforts, exploits, and eternal musings. Stay tuned to learn, laugh, and come to love the rabbit costume.



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Sunday, January 23, 2011

The Director

Rewrite? NEVER. Who dare ask for a rewrite.  Do you think I have time to rewrite every story just because you don't like the ending. You liked the beginning I'd wager. And most of the middle. But Ohh whine whine whine all the way down the hill. Life is what you make it, and once made that is the bed you sleep in. Oh, it's a bed of nails is it? Well sucks to be you then doesn't it. Shall I tell you what each nail is from? I take it you don't remember. You should, you hammered each one yourself. I think we'll start with the one right there in the middle. Yeah that really big one. Its a special one, your first one. It wasn't so big when you nailed it, but it grew. It's honesty pal. You know that most important part of any relationship. Don't make that face, I didn't say you were lying to them. That my dear boy is you lying to you. The rest of the nails, small ones, big ones, they're just an extension of that first one. They're all connected and underneath one leads to another and another and they feed that first one. Tell you what, you want a rewrite, here's your hammer try using the other side this time. I'd start with the big one.

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